Making Golf Fun

So, watching golf is pretty boring. You can’t shout, fan signs are nonexistent, and the average spectator is a middle-aged man dressed in golf garb. Basically, viewing live golf is only marginally better than watching this. However, every June, the Principal Charity Classic is played on my home golf course, so I feel like I need to pretend to be interested in old dudes hitting balls for at least an afternoon or 3. This year, I made an important... Read More

Principal Charity Classic

In Iowa, my parents live on a golf course.  This serves absolutely no purpose, because we actually belong to a different country club on the other side of town.  I don’t get it either.  However, I’m not complaining, because unlike our course, dozens of homes line this one.  I’m pretty sure all of the intact windows that like their intactness thank me for going elsewhere. Anyway… When the Principal Charity Classic golf tournament,... Read More