The Animals of the Iowa State Fair…I Surprisingly Don’t Mean the People

So, yeah, the Iowa State Fair is a lot like Disney World, except instead of being the happiest place on earth, it is the homeliest place on earth. To escape the deluge of dimwits who seemed to think that heavy traffic areas held prime real estate for sedentary sky viewing, I decided to check out the livestock barns. People watching is fun and all, but while future-Galileos discovered that the sky is blue, I was trapped in an unnerving spot between... Read More