Happy Birthday, Katie!
My sister’s 25th birthday is today. So, in honor of that, I’m going to reminisce… 1. ”What the F&*^ Are You Wearing?” I dressed you. Sorry. But! You could have stopped me… Okay, Sherlock Holmes… Wearing gloves to play in the refrigerator is smart, but you lost all credibility when you chose to forego pants. Okay, we do have an excuse: How are we supposed to learn the intricacies of fashion... Read More
Engorged…With Beer
My brother’s birthday is on the 27th. He’s throwing a party, and I am going to help ensure that everything runs smoothly (i.e., make sure that no partygoer ends up passed out in the garage/hot tub/fire pit/trash can): Me: Hey, I found a shirt to wear to your party. Brother: What kind of shirt? Me: It says, “Beer Pong Champion”. Brother: No. Not true. But, you can wear my beer bong. Seemed normal enough (for a bunch... Read More
A Conversation the Day AFTER My Birthday
V: Hey, how are you? Me: Well, do you think you forgot about something? V: No. Why? Me: Look at the date. V: Oh. Happy Birthday Brooke….Yesterday. Me: My feelings are pretty hurt. (Not really. I just think I can use this to my advantage for awhile.) A few minutes later, he sent me an e-mail. It was an e-card that said, “Here is a hug from me to you to brighten your day.” Great. Then, underneath the card,... Read More
