My Future Mother-In-Law Propositions Me For…
Okay, Friend, I am making this anecdote a post :)
So, yesterday, I was sitting in the kitchen and drinking a cup of coffee, while V’s mom was preparing some food for lunch/dinner (linner?). All of a sudden, she looked at me very seriously, and said, “Bruka, Can I do you?”
Whaaa?
I mean, okay, I know we have been living together for 4 months now, and you have taken a liking to everything I like, be it my shampoo, my clothes, my cooking, what I choose to take pictures of, etc. BUT, this just might be taking our relationship too far.
I must have looked confused, because she repeated herself, “I can do you and V?”
Okay, lady, no. No you may not do V and me. We barely do V and me these days. (Inappropriate joke…just for my mom. Love you!)
She then appeared over my shoulder with a bucket of ice cream and a bowl.
“I can do you some ice cream?”
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Hehehehe, that’s cute. Gotta love the in-laws.
And that icecream is making me hungry. Can she do me some icecream too?
I am THRILLED!!! LOL! HILARIOUS!!! LOVE it!! hahahhahah omg I’m still dying over this. It just kills me. OMG and your side joke to your mama! OMG why why why would you do that do her? lol <3YOU!!
OMG ‘do her’?? oops you know I meant to type TO HER?!??!?! hahahahhahahahha ok now this was a GREAT typo lol
Hey commenting like this is getting fun….hmmm why have I started doing this: ?!??!?!?!?!??!??! , like I’m pretty sure one set of “?!” would have been plenty to get my point across. oddness. I might work on my nutty enthusiasm from now on. note to self.thankyouverymuch.
classic…oh how i do love language slip ups. they make my day :) i wpnder what people would think if they knew what they were actually saying…
i once taught with this japanese man who taught all the 10 year olds that when it was hot outside, it was okay to say `my body is so hot today`
i didnt quite know how to tell him that that meant something completely different.
i laughed so hard about your mom! she seems really cute… and it made me a little fuzzy to think that she would read my blog. is that odd? probably!
but she is right! i do love your writing. i think we would be friends in the real world too.
Ahahaha- awesome. Silly non-Americans and their unintentional innuendo. Too cute!
Sarah-See, that’s why I would be a terrible teacher. I would totally be the inappropriate person who taught the poor man to teach 10 year olds to say, “My body is so hot today”. That is an awesome double entendre. Hahaha