My sister’s 25th birthday is today.  So, in honor of that, I’m going to reminisce…

1.  ”What the F&*^ Are You Wearing?”

1. I dressed you.  Sorry.  But!  You could have stopped me…
2. Okay, Sherlock Holmes…
3. Wearing gloves to play in the refrigerator is smart, but you lost all credibility when you chose to forego pants.
4. Okay, we do have an excuse:  How are we supposed to learn the intricacies of fashion when our mother is wearing those glasses?

2.  ”What the F&^* Are You NOT Wearing?”

1. Slut.  I am mooning the camera.  You are seducing it.
2. Diva.  Just go to the bathroom.  You don’t need ice cream to relieve yourself.

I just discovered this, and I am irritated.  Why did you get to be in Dad’s catalog?  I mean, I know I didn’t have any hair until I was 3, but this is just ridiculous.  Whatever.  What I lacked in hair, I made up for with brain.  You were an idiot:

1. “I like to play Notanto.”  Oh, really?  If you were that engrossed in “Notanto”, you would have seen the name “NINTENDO” written on that lovely controller you drew.
2. “I like to Dasa.”  What?
3. “I like to save the Erhe.”  Erhe?  Is that some city in Germany?  I’ll give you a break here, though.  You liked to save the “erhe” before saving the “erhe” was cool…But, then again, the “erhe” is upside down.  You lose.
4. “I like to go srime.”  I’m speechless.  Where are you from?  Asia?  This is like an offensive parody…

And, just for fun….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  See you tomorrow!