An Open Letter to My Brother
Dear Brother,
Telling bouncers at a 21+ establishment that we are identical twins is probably not the best way to finagle your way into a bar.
*The sad part? It worked.
Either, I look like a man, my brother looks like a woman, or people are stupid. I’m placing my bets on stupid…









i am going with stupid, too! jesus!
Ha ha, he’s too funny! Hope you had fun though!
Funny thing, me and my brother do that too since we look so much alike…well we don’t say we’re identical but we say we are twins so he doesn’t get carded.