Surprisingly, They Aren’t Planning Their Wedding…
My sister and I tend to meet weird/interesting people when we’re together. I’m not so sure that this is a good thing, but it does make for some interesting stories. Beyond the weird conglomeration of semi-famous people sitting near us one night, my favorite, new “acquaintance” in LA is most definitely my sister’s “F%^$ YOU!” bar friend (that’s being generous). Let me explain:
The scene: A bar in West Hollywood with my sister and her friend. Also, this has nothing to do with the story, but we were dropped off at the bar by a limo driver. During the drive, he informed us that dolphins like to have sex with people. So, yeah. As stated by my sister’s friend, “Now, I know why people on dolphin swims look so happy…”
Anyway…So, a random, chubby guy enters my sister’s personal space…
Guy: Blah, blah, blah. I just played tennis at the _____ Club.
Sister: Oh, that’s nice. We go to the _____ Club.
Guy: Awww…F— YOU!
Sister: Well, that was RUDE…
Guy wanders away.
I’m pretty sure that we reenacted this conversation way too many times over the weekend….
Show me your best dance move!
Well…That was also awesome, but it would have been much better if the “pinball machine” was caught on video…Next time…
Fallon: That’s why i pet the dolphins and dont ride them….
WHOA!
Sounds like LA!! Disfunctional, rude, entitled people. I think it should say on the CA license plates “The all about me state” as opposed to Iowa…A place to grow!